27 Things Jesus Thought on the Cross
1. Did I leave the cooking fire unattended?
2. OOOH! Now with the Itch.
3. Where are those damn disciples?
4. Hey! They said 30 minutes or less!
5. O.K. Now, NOW I'm starting to get a little peeved.
6. To be crucified -in public- with common criminals, oh the disgrace.
7. Those aren't buzzards, are they?
8. I hope it doesn't rain before I ascend.
9. If any of you think I'm saving your ass after this, you've got another thing coming.
10. Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention...
11. I hope this doesn't become infected.
12. C'mon folks, I'm dyin' up here!
13. O.K. Let me down and it's loaves and fishes for everyone!!
14. Well, this is it lads; J.C. & the Ghetto Boyz are officially broke up. Cancel the tour.
15. I guess everyone remembers the first time they were crucified, who they were with, what they were feeling- but you try and tell the youth of today that...
16. Fella heals a few lepers and this is thanks he gets ! ?
17. I'll be feeling this in the morning.
18. Make the shirts say, "Been There, Done That."
19. Tennis Anyone?
20. I don't like the way he told me, that's all. I mean, at lunch, "O.K. Eveyone who's not predestined to die a slow painful death by crucifiction after a betrayal by a friend, raise your hand- Not so fast Jesus." I mean, where's the tact?
21. It seemed different in the brochures.
22. After a hard day hanging on the cross, a man gets hungry. That's when I pull out a snickers bar.
23. Tamato, Tomato- let's call the whole thing off.
24. Moral Absolutism or Moral Reletivism? Hmmm... That's a tough one.
25. Are we there yet?
26. You know, once you've had a guy who's been crucified, you never go back.
27. Jesus H. Christ? I'm Jesus C. Christ. This happens all the time!!
Take me back to Vision? Nary! I am cleansed!!