What happens when you subscribe to the VN newsletter?

Many wonderful and fluffy things- most of which are too transcendental for us to promise here.
But let us say this:
You will get the VN newsletter, a stunning mailgram filled with what is new at VN- such as new articles at Vision? Nary! magazine; New hostile takeover attempts by the staff; and general skulduggery.
(Or long periods of nothing at all- the universe is based on random chance. You won't win unless you play.)

And Let us be *five times* as clear about what you will not get:
We will not sell your e-mail address to anyone.
This is not an e-mailed version of our Weblog site. If you want to see that you'll have to go there- or subscribe to the Handy-Dandy RSS Feed, if you are so equipped.