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15 Point Guide to Peeing in the City by Ray Tempus

It’s tough to find a public restroom in the city…but who says you need one? Learn to think outside the lavatory with this pocket sized urban survival guide. Ray Tempus demonstrates his best tactics for public whizzing on crowded streets. Learn to pee into a flowerpot and between two parked cars! Tricks and tips for both men and women you won t want to be caught without it.

As I once said:

A while back I was in Seattle, and I couldn’t even find a public bathroom. Withholding bathrooms from the public? Uncivil.

Many places you go, in cities across the country, you will see signs that say “no public bathroom.” This is the result of the failure of pay toilets in the 70’s. Even in the most capitalistic society there are just some things the people will not stand for. So, having been refused bathroom revenue, businesses refused bathrooms.

I know what you strict constitutionalists say; there’s no “right to relieve yourself” in the constitution.
It’s the age old argument- “relief as a right” vs “no right to relief.”