Vision? Nary!

The first black president, sure. When will this country be big enough to elect the first ventriloquist President?

Are you telling me ventriloquism is good enough for radio but not for matters of domestic and international policy?

It’s not that I like him. I’m voting for the dummy.

His running mate must be a hypnotist. Or a juggler.

“This reform package passes unanimously!”

Speaker of the House: “I didn’t say that! We didn’t even vote yet!”

“But he moves his lips…”

It doesn’t matter… it’s his showmanship that counts.