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Tell us about yourself in relation to others

04/19/09 | by David Raffin [mail] | Categories: VN content, Musings, Answers

Men love me. Women Love me. Dogs and Cats love me. Ducks love me.
Certainly you’ve factored the Duck demographic into your calculations?
Shortsighted my friend, shortsighted.
Not factoring the Ducks into your demographic breakdown skews your data.
It leaves out the Ducks. And not just the Ducks, either; but the people with an interest in the Ducks; or, rather, the people with an interest in the Duck’s interest.
Not to mention the Dogs and/or Cats with a Duck interest; and have you ever met a Dog or Cat without a keen interest in Ducks? I thought not.


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