Vision? Nary!

Adolf Hitler. Toaster strudel. Still current yardstick for being a Complete Dick.

Steve Allen. Poundcake. Well regarded by his peers.

Generalissimo Francisco Franco. Paella. Least known of World War II fascist dictators, Most famous for still being dead. Brutal.

Jack Parr. Apple Brown Betty. His desire to get away from “old hat comedy” cost him the sponsorship of Lucky Strike cigarettes. Sometimes unpredictable.

Idi Amin. The flesh of his enemies. A formidable rugby player and sportsman.

Chevy Chase. String cheese sculptures. Mood depends upon back pain. Hypnotic powers of persuasion.

Muammar al-Gaddafi. Hummus. Collects clown figurines. Frequently complements the beards of others.

Arsenio Hall. Vegan lasagna. Congenial. His elimination of the desk in the hosting environment earned him the ire of the office furniture industry.

Saddam Hussein. Pork brains in milk gravy. Once had a book written in his own blood. Liked kittens, puppies, and torture.

Oprah. Sweet potato pie. Was once mean to Dead Kennedys front man Jello Biafra.

Kim Jong-Il. Pizza. Delusional. Loves movies. Personality similar to common Hollywood producer.

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