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An open letter to Europe regarding volcanic ash

04/20/10 | by David Raffin [mail] | Categories: VN content, Musings

Dear Europeans:

I have pertinent experience in handling volcanic aftermath. I can teach people how to collect fallen ash into a used (glass) marmalade jar; How to label this jar by hand over a piece of packing tape; How to store this jar on a shelf for eight years before losing it.

I’m sure you will agree this service will lend both aid and comfort to those Europeans affected by volcanic ash.

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