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Brian Flemming asks, “What do you think of Bigfoot?”
This is what I think of Bigfoot (and I live in the NW, so I know):
Bigfoot is a very clever creature- we know this because he has gone undetected for so long.
The following facts were made clear to me by the Bigfoot Research Institute.
1. Bigfoot is nocturnal, only partaking in daytime activity when disturbed.
2. Bigfoot is both tall and large, making buying off the rack a difficult proposition (thus explaining the full-body hair growth).
3. Bigfoot has keen senses.
4. Bigfoot is shy, indeed, awkward in social situations, thus keeping their population to a minimum. (I later learned that I went to high school with one and never noticed.)
Cryptozoology is the study of rumored animals. Not just Bigfoot and Chupacabra, either.
Someday, friends, we will find the elusive Mokele mbembe. If you believe.
For me, Mokele mbembe is the Elvis of the Congo.
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