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"The Stuff"
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From the director of "It's Alive" and "God Told Me To," it's the low budget 80's film about consumerism and junk food: "The Stuff."
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George Carlin sings
George Carlin sings "Cherry Pie" on the old Arsenio Hall Show.
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My Life as a Radical Lawyer
My Life As a Radical Lawyer by William M. KunstlerMy rating: 4 of 5 starsA personal story:When I was going to one of my colleges I drove a yellow Volkswagen super beetle. You may be aware that older cars get pulled over more often. I can attest t… more »
The social perils of laundry, and exclusions thereof
Confidentially, I’m just like everyone else.
Like most people, I separate all of my laundry into two piles: Colored and Whites Only. And it’s not because I’m prejudiced; it’s because that’s the way I was taught.
Then, I single out the white items for… more »
Your Valentine
I like you so much,If I ever become a zombie I will try not to eat your brain.... But I make no promises. more »
"the unknown woman of the Seine"
via William J. Bivens : "In the 1890s, an unknown woman was found drowned in the Seine. Known as the l'Inconnue de la Seine, her death mask became a fixture in the homes of artists and writers, and her look the ideal of the age. Many have speculate… more »
Dogging it
It is true that in these days of budget cutting there is still money in pampering pets.
Effective immediately, I hereby announce I am available to read poetry to your pets.
My original plan was to make myself available to read poetry to your dogs. Afte… more »
An important message about national security
The ball is in your courtMy testicles look exactly like Osama bin Laden’s. Some people find this hard to believe, but it’s true. It is a terrible burden. Even just telling people, the look on their faces, they judge.Some do ask how I know of this… more »
The great fruit lie
Dear Del Monte,I do not require my sliced peaches to come with "Rasberry Flavoring." It is not necessary for my fruit to taste of other fruits. Just so there is no confusion, I did not ask for this. I fear your focus study may have been conducted a… more »
Regarding jellybeans
These green jelly beans actually taste green.
I don't know how they do it! The wonders of food science. I like to think no expense was spared.
Are the green jelly beans not ripe yet; or have they gone bad?
Or, are the green jelly beans the taste of… more »
We live in the future now
Arthur C. Clarke is now obsolete.A poem for new year 2010:Wiffleball dodging 'till waffle time.Green absinthe and sugar cubes.Pistachio nuts in Japanese bowls.Salty goodness. New year. more »
Monkey's uncle
Monkeys went to space first. Monkeys do everything first. I have monkey envy.
I'll be a monkey's uncle.
They named that suit after them. You know the one.
People sometimes monkey around; the reverse is never true.
Monkeys have nothing to prove.… more »
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