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There was a farmer. He had a watermelon patch. Everyday he went to lunch and people stole his watermelons. Then he made a sign that said “Don’t steal watermelons. One of these watermelons is poisoned.”
He went to lunch and when he came back there were no stolen watermelons. He looked at his sign and it was crossed out. Now it said “TWO watermelons are poisoned.”

- Philo Cramer, FEAR (may be from unknown source.)