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The Guardian reports that Burger King has entered the personal fragrance market with a value sized cologne that promises to make you smell of fast food meat. The odor is called “flame.” It can be yours for $3.99 (£2.65). Not a cheap knockoff! A cheap original!
You will attract stray animals and feral humans. Some of them may try to mate with you.
Are you strong enough to wear budget meat scent? Are you worthy of the duties and obligations smelling of cheap meat bestows?
You’ll smell like you work at a fast food joint! The Dames will swoon!
[via Apostropher]
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