VN AfterTaste

Behold: these are the things that I saw as the year 2012 dawned (at midnight):

1. Balls.
2. Father Frost, standing on a makeshift dais, head ducking under a tarp as if working to raise the dead with electricity in the rain.
3. A smiling man with a large makeshift sign reading: “Bet you can’t hit me with a quarter.”
4. A man in a leisure suit smoking a cigarette.
5. A land shark, from it’s maw emerging the head of a person.
6. A man holding a sign demanding that people repent, possibly because the hour was nigh (at least all signs pointed to it). As the music broke at one point he screamed, “Your music is an abomination.”

This is the word for the new year. Please use “Abomination” as often as possible.
Here are some suggestions:

1. Your beard is an abomination.
2. Your fiscal policies are an abomination.
3. This abomination is an abomination.
4. I’m sending this shellfish back. Because it is an abomination.

I think you get the idea.